Main[]
- Phillip J. Fry
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
- Turanga Leela
- Hubert J. Farnsworth
- Amy Wong
- John A. Zoidberg
- Hermes Conrad
Recurring[]
- Barack Obama (full body then head in aquarium)
- Mitt Romney (full body then head in aquarium)
- Robo-Cop #1 and #2
- Bullwinkle
- Heavyweight Mike, the fat guy strangler
- Skinny Joe, the thin guy strangler
- Colonel Dirty, owner of the Boob Enterprises.
- Angela, phone sex lady
- Zapp Brannigan
- Doody, the drunk self-cented robot candidate
- Coconut Candy, the lady slug canditate