[Bender and Fry trying to socialize with the criminals]
Bender: I know we are all inocents here, but blame it on the law, right? They're nothing but a big, stinkin', bunch of cow cra-- Holy crap, is that Bullwinkle?
Fry: Run! [run away]
[Hermes and Zoidberg tapping Professor Farnsworth's naked vote video]
Zoidberg: Okay, now... Give me all you got! [Professor Farnsworth makes sensual faces] C'mon, make me hate you! Make me love you! Make me bipolar!
Hermes: Hmm... [looks on the camera tapping the video] It's like a Spongebob episode down here. I can see Squidward, and there's two saggy Krabby Patties!
[Everyone watching the Channel 7000 News]
Female Robot Anchoir: There was a local bombing today. Two robots got severely hurt. If there isn't enough screw you to America, there's definitely enough screws to get those robots fixed, right?
[Only Bender laughs and everyone stares at him]
Bender: What? She said it in a good way! [Look away] Puritans.
[Bender and Fry giving their real identities to the fake ID guys]
Cop #1 (disguised): Names, please?
Fry: Oh, I'm Fry.
Bender: Bender Bending Rodríguez.
Fry: What?
Bender: Bender Bending Rodríguez.
Fry: That's weird.
Bender: Why? Why is my name weird, mister fried?
Fry: Like... Bender Bending... The clues are clearly there, there's no reason for Bending after Bender.
Bender: Yeah, then why there's [makes a pause and think] After Fry and... [makes another awkward pause] Tcs, you name sucks, let's not get into that conversation.
[Leela encountering Zapp Brannigan while running away with Fry and Bender]
Zapp: Leela!
Leela: Zapp!
Zapp: What are you doing with those two criminals?
Leela: I'm escaping, okay? Guess I'm not you "marriage material" after all.
Zapp: Oh, my love... [makes dangerous movements with the gun in hand] Should I kill you or should I kiss you? Oh, my foolish heart! Fooled once, fooled twice!
Leela: Send me to prison, just let those two go! They have nothing to deal with it!
Bender: Leela, I don't think I'm following up to here, but I guess this guy knows you.
Leela: Shut up, Bender!
Bender: Have you tried e-Harmony? It's great.