|Dr. John A. Zoidberg|
|Date of birth||August 5|
|Planet of origin||Decapod 10|
See: Zoid Family Tree
- Uncle: Harold Zoid
- Zoidberg: In my experience boxes are usually empty, sometimes with a little cheese stuck to the top, and one time peperoni, what a day that was!
- Bender: I got a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it!
- Zoidberg: Alright, I'm coming.
- Zoidberg: Leela's problem is purely medical, soon she will lay her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well.
- Zoidberg: Oh, the hypochondriac's back! So what is it this time?
- Fry: Well, my lead pipe hurts a little.
- Zoidberg: That's normal. Next patient.