[Bender and Hermes pretending to be gay in front of Charize and the crew]
Hermes [holding hands with Bender]: Oh, Bender, I soo want to do gay stuff with you.
Bender: M-Me too! God, I got my steel on for your... "gayness"?
Leela: *sighs* Good God!
Bender: Shut up, you heterossexual beast! Don't you see the love happening in here?
Hermes: Alright, I'm gonna kiss you.
Bender: You better kiss me!
Charize: C'mon, you fagots, just do it!
Leela: I can't believe I'm seeing this...
[Fry trying to flirt with Megan Wolf]
Fry: Can I buy you a drink, hot stuff?
Megan Fox: *says something in Yeti*
Fry: I also like spanking. [growls to her]
[Fry and the bissexual ladybugs]
Fry [holding the heavy box]: I have a delivery for mis... [all ladybugs get excited] ...ster
Ted: Aw! Fooled once, fooled twice! [starts to cry]
[Bender, Hermes and Charize watching to her ultrasound]
Charize: See, it's just like you! [shows the baby drinking a tiny bottle of beer]
Bender: That's nothing! That could be anyone's child!
Charize: You gotta believe in my, Bender, I-- [accidentally swallows the cigarrete in her hand]
[Baby Bender gets the cigarrete inside her belly and smokes it]
Bender: Okay, now I'm convinced.